Sean Connery in rabbit costume.
34 Armor Class 152 Hp +3 Vorpal Nunchucks
Raised in Chernobyl. Joined the Soviet Air Force and learned to fly SU-27s. Awarded the Bronze Sickle for killing over 100 Chechnyans with a single bomb. Impressed by his flying skills the Soviet Space Agency recruited him as a rocket pilot. Defected to the US in the late 80’s and started working for NASA as an analyst.